Please – a fake sex tape that surfaces in Canada! Clearly Katrina Kaif and Salman Khan did not partake in this ridiculous XXX video. It is outrageous to think that the former couple who typically shied away from PDA would have pulled a stunt like this. Or perhaps I’ve got it wrong: Since the two typically never appeared to be intimate to exploit anything more than their nice abs in movie trailers, maybe they got bored with their old ways and got their exhibitionist kink on! And the video just happened to end up in the land and culture of canuck of all places!

Well I think all of us know that we can throw that explanation out the window! Because alas, it was proven that those in the buff were also in the bluff, neither Salman nor Katrina performed anything kinky that reached the commonwealth across the Atlantic.

So, my newest query, then, is a rather droll sort of musing, and quite amusing. What motivated Salman and Katrina’s doppelgangers to engage in such, hmm, stupidity? Maybe dirty... possibly fun... but stupid nonetheless. No?

I mean, really, what does one nobody (or, in this case, two nobodies) get out of dressing up as somebodies and engaging in nastiness, REAL nastiness with their bodies?

I, of course, compiled a list of possible rationales:

1. Money. (But, a new question arises here: Who’s paying? Salman and Katrina apparently have enemies . . .and/or friends?)
2. Drugs.
3. Attention. (In a bizarrely abstract way)
4. Mental Illness. (This one may belong in the preceding category)
5. Supreme confusion. (This one may belong in the preceding category)
6. Blackmail. (This one is probably related to the first category)

It comes to these dear readers: One’s cache of sins against another always has the potential to erupt into cash. Cache and cash clearly find their way to each other through grudges.

What did the angelic Mr. Khan and the saintly Ms. Kaif do to seriously agitate or inspire someone to plummet to these depths! And, more importantly, to whom? To get the whole story click HERE. .

In Other News...

Mallika Sherawat’s recent tweets relay her meeting with American R&B star, Usher in LA. According to Sherawat, Usher plans to write a song for her. With her upcoming film to be shot in LA and Usher’s sudden interest, one wonders why the empress lacks luster in Bollywood, but is lustrous in Hollywood?

Aamir Khan is soon to be a father of three! The buzz is that his wife Kiran Rao is pregnant! If the rumors are true, congratulations to the lovely couple! Get the full story HERE.

Kangana Ranaut and Adhyayan Suman have split again. But, apparently for “REAL” according to Kangana. Ranaut’s blog tells her fans boyfriend Adhyayan decided to call it quits! Well, she was too classy for him anyways! Check out exactly what she wrote.