Some of Victoria and David Beckham's most cherished possessions were (gasp!) stolen and put up for the highest bidder to purchase on Ebay. No, the beloved items weren't Posh and Becks' insanely good looking, future superstar athlete children, Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz, but even worse--their clothing! Authorities suspect it was an insider job masterminded by ten year 'Beckingham Palace' married housekeepers, June and Eric Emmett. The two were arrested under suspicion of the burglary, but are now out on bail. The stolen loot, which includes Posh's designer clothing (feel free to faint!) and David's soccer boots, was found on Ebay by Posh's sleuthing parents. And you thought desi parents were snoopy! Posh's folks later inquired about the missing items of clothing, bringing the burglary to the attention of Posh and Becks themselves (as if being ridiculously sexy and constantly updating their trendy hairdos gives them time for anything else). Verdict? Shame on the housekeepers! All they could find was a ranky pair of Becks' boots?